"A decorated super scratching post with lounging limbs! Yep, a true cat's
Christmas tree."
Mary Ruth
I asked all the cats at our house, and after much discussion, they finally came back to me with a concordance.
The trunk must be thick and scratchable, with no low hanging branches to get in
the way of a good stretch. The branches themselves must be horizontal, sturdy
and wide enough as well as far enough apart for a good nap. Bubba wants some
stringy or feathery things, because I told him no plastic bags. The rest is up
to me, but I must bear in mind that accidents do happen, especially to fragile
ornaments, easily damaged crochet or toothsome goodies.
Other suggestions, typed by human housemates of cats on a group I belong to:
Mary Ruth's cats Tigger, Frisky, Alice, and Mandi
want a feather on a wand toy stuck in the tree along with some sprigs of
fresh catnip, bubble lights they can stare at, lots of feathers, strands of cat treats, wrapping paper/boxes/bags to romp in. and beautiful, glitzy, pattable, swinging ornaments.
Tigger especially wants a passle of "paper mouse" crumpled sheets of paper under the tree to play soccer with and talk to with his signature double meow(One of Mary Ruth's previous housemates, Scamper, would probably opt out of having a tree, after a particularly terrible Chritmas where the tree attacked him)
Lynn's cats:
Toby would want his tree covered in string. The longer the string the better. (editor: yes, I will remind him of the danger of string, but it is his fantasy tree)
Bonnie would want her tree covered in food, food and more food, any color, shape, size food.and she would only be able to decorate the very bottom boughs as she is too heavy to climb the tree to do it justice.
Her Amelia would like balls, preferably noisy balls made from tissue paper so she can knock them off the tree and chase them. She wouldn't know what to do with it when she got it but she would have fun in her own way. She will only play with them when the other two cats are not around so that she may maintain her illusion of dignity.
Barb's cats Sam, Lacy and Candye want a musical tree. (editor's note: sadly Candye, one of the respondents to the query, has gone to the bridge this week, she will be sorely missed)
Rose's cat Baxxie would want peacock feathers............an entire tree made of peacock feathers would be choice number one for him.
Yolanda's MagicKat is too much of a lady to tear up a Christmas tree. She would want things of beauty on the upper branches and on the bottom branches lightweight glitzy things that she could just give enough of a pat to watch them swing.
Vickie's cats both approve of the feather toy. Cookie would dredge up a small, recently deceased mammal for our decorative pleasure, and Muffin would insist on a nice dark folded sweat shirt to lay on under the tree so everyone could see the lovely light colored hair he would decorate with.